I woke up and much to my pleasure i had a text message from my sister Nancy. It read:
Nancy: I am driving home from work and i look to my left and tehre is a LITTLE PERSON running across the street dressed in black! and the first thing i think OMG i am glad alice is not driving here. she would freak out and wreck! Seriously it was so weird i had to pull over and tell you right now.
Alice: Holy Crap! i wouldn't be about to handle that. Were they TRYING to die?! i was just talking about little people in my dream. how weird!
nancy: It was just one guy and he was in black and it was so wierd. for i second i thought he was like a goblin or something. you would have died.
Nancy: That last text was exactly 160 characters. Just try to do that
Alice: That is the freakiest thing i have ever heard. and people say my fear is irrational! take that! I turned on my radio and thriving ivory was playing. Good mornin
Alice: 160
Nancy: LOl you too!
Nancy: Lets have talks like this every morning. I am wide awake! every morning we'll both say one reason why midgets are creepy. By the way midget ws in my predictive text. Samsung is prejudice!
Nancy: holy crap i am cracking up! midget is in mine too! came right up. first option. LOL ok talk to you every morning:) britney tickets came yesterday!
Nancy: OMG 160 again totally on accident! i am a text savant!
Alice" HAHA and kelly just came on the radio! best morning ever! ah just wet myself caust i am so happy. I wonder if midgets have as much bladder control as real people. JK!!!
Nancy: AS REAL PEOPLE?? YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO HELL FOR SURE! a hell filled with midgets demons chasing you for eternity.
Alice: I WOULDN'T BE SUPRISED! just kidding i know they're real people. Hey quit frontin! blame the media! seriously. try and name one movie in which midgets are not either beating someone up or being sneaky!
Nancy: being sneaky :) that is funny. that one was running around in the dark dressed in black. maybe he is a cat burgler.
Alice: HAHA! no something sneakier. babies. have you checked on connor and riley this morning?
Nancy: ya i got home they were in my room watching fox thirteen news.
Nancy: they can turn the TV on but not change the channel :)
Alice: haha it's going to be a great day.
this was the best morning ever.
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