Best morning text ever!

I woke up and much to my pleasure i had a text message from my sister Nancy. It read:

Nancy: I am driving home from work and i look to my left and tehre is a LITTLE PERSON running across the street dressed in black! and the first thing i think OMG i am glad alice is not driving here. she would freak out and wreck! Seriously it was so weird i had to pull over and tell you right now.

Alice: Holy Crap! i wouldn't be about to handle that. Were they TRYING to die?! i was just talking about little people in my dream. how weird!

nancy: It was just one guy and he was in black and it was so wierd. for i second i thought he was like a goblin or something. you would have died.

Nancy: That last text was exactly 160 characters. Just try to do that

Alice: That is the freakiest thing i have ever heard. and people say my fear is irrational! take that! I turned on my radio and thriving ivory was playing. Good mornin

Alice: 160

Nancy: LOl you too!

Nancy: Lets have talks like this every morning. I am wide awake! every morning we'll both say one reason why midgets are creepy. By the way midget ws in my predictive text. Samsung is prejudice!

Nancy: holy crap i am cracking up! midget is in mine too! came right up. first option. LOL ok talk to you every morning:) britney tickets came yesterday!

Nancy: OMG 160 again totally on accident! i am a text savant!

Alice" HAHA and kelly just came on the radio! best morning ever! ah just wet myself caust i am so happy. I wonder if midgets have as much bladder control as real people. JK!!!

Nancy: AS REAL PEOPLE?? YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO HELL FOR SURE! a hell filled with midgets demons chasing you for eternity.

Alice: I WOULDN'T BE SUPRISED! just kidding i know they're real people. Hey quit frontin! blame the media! seriously. try and name one movie in which midgets are not either beating someone up or being sneaky!

Nancy: being sneaky :) that is funny. that one was running around in the dark dressed in black. maybe he is a cat burgler.

Alice: HAHA! no something sneakier. babies. have you checked on connor and riley this morning?

Nancy: ya i got home they were in my room watching fox thirteen news.

Nancy: they can turn the TV on but not change the channel :)

Alice: haha it's going to be a great day.


this was the best morning ever.

For the love of Britney

My sister, karen, inspired me to this post.

I love britney spears and am not been ashamed of it. It just feels so good to declare!

I first remember hearing her...ok so maybe not exactly but i am pretty sure My sisters told me about her and then i heard her on Radio Disney. someone requested her song but couldn't remember her name. HA! you'll never forget it now. Thank you sisters of mine.

I'll even admit that i watched the Opps i did it again video over and over when i was little to learn the dance moves. My old bird Petree loved it everytime i played oopps i did it again. He would freak out and start singing to it.
To date: I have Britney's collected works save for her greatest hit CD; my birthday's in july. This doesn't apply to Nancy seeing as she is taking me to see her in April, which i am peeing my pants about! ahhh! It only took me like what?? ten years???

So there you have it. Britney is hot and she's my favorite.