Alice's Show Called Life.: Sunday School stokes my humor juices

The Question. "Who was brought to the promised land?"

The Answers. "Jaradites. Nephites. Lehi. Colombus."

My Answer. "Captured Slaves."

The correct answer: D. All of the above.

Quotable Quotes!!

Anne Sakespeare: Wow, I've never had hormones before!
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Alyssa: I'm a nun!!! Duh-duh duh dah da-da dah!
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Alice: I like funny people and I think I'm a funny person.
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Natalie : "I wasn't going to save myself for you!"
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Natalie: "Did you just punch me in the face."
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Sasha: "My milkshakes are so good they'll knock your socks off."
Alice: "I don't know, my socks are pretty tight."
Andrew: "Ya, you may not want that my feet are smelly."
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AG Girl: "Ya know, I love Aspen Grove, but the only thing I hate is all this walking!
Alice: "Well at least we have legs to walk. Can you imagine if all we had were stubs?"
AG Girl 2: " But then if we didn't have feet we could spend shoe money on other stuff....like jet packs!"
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Alice: "Oh your poor birthday cake." And then something to the effect of having a sad birthday
Brandon: "Harry Potter spent all his birthdays in a closet."
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Barta:(Looking at Emily's Anti-biotics) Oh how exciting! What lovely colors!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Sunday School stokes my humor juices

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