Best morning text ever!

I woke up and much to my pleasure i had a text message from my sister Nancy. It read:

Nancy: I am driving home from work and i look to my left and tehre is a LITTLE PERSON running across the street dressed in black! and the first thing i think OMG i am glad alice is not driving here. she would freak out and wreck! Seriously it was so weird i had to pull over and tell you right now.

Alice: Holy Crap! i wouldn't be about to handle that. Were they TRYING to die?! i was just talking about little people in my dream. how weird!

nancy: It was just one guy and he was in black and it was so wierd. for i second i thought he was like a goblin or something. you would have died.

Nancy: That last text was exactly 160 characters. Just try to do that

Alice: That is the freakiest thing i have ever heard. and people say my fear is irrational! take that! I turned on my radio and thriving ivory was playing. Good mornin

Alice: 160

Nancy: LOl you too!

Nancy: Lets have talks like this every morning. I am wide awake! every morning we'll both say one reason why midgets are creepy. By the way midget ws in my predictive text. Samsung is prejudice!

Nancy: holy crap i am cracking up! midget is in mine too! came right up. first option. LOL ok talk to you every morning:) britney tickets came yesterday!

Nancy: OMG 160 again totally on accident! i am a text savant!

Alice" HAHA and kelly just came on the radio! best morning ever! ah just wet myself caust i am so happy. I wonder if midgets have as much bladder control as real people. JK!!!

Nancy: AS REAL PEOPLE?? YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO HELL FOR SURE! a hell filled with midgets demons chasing you for eternity.

Alice: I WOULDN'T BE SUPRISED! just kidding i know they're real people. Hey quit frontin! blame the media! seriously. try and name one movie in which midgets are not either beating someone up or being sneaky!

Nancy: being sneaky :) that is funny. that one was running around in the dark dressed in black. maybe he is a cat burgler.

Alice: HAHA! no something sneakier. babies. have you checked on connor and riley this morning?

Nancy: ya i got home they were in my room watching fox thirteen news.

Nancy: they can turn the TV on but not change the channel :)

Alice: haha it's going to be a great day.


this was the best morning ever.

For the love of Britney

My sister, karen, inspired me to this post.

I love britney spears and am not been ashamed of it. It just feels so good to declare!

I first remember hearing her...ok so maybe not exactly but i am pretty sure My sisters told me about her and then i heard her on Radio Disney. someone requested her song but couldn't remember her name. HA! you'll never forget it now. Thank you sisters of mine.

I'll even admit that i watched the Opps i did it again video over and over when i was little to learn the dance moves. My old bird Petree loved it everytime i played oopps i did it again. He would freak out and start singing to it.
To date: I have Britney's collected works save for her greatest hit CD; my birthday's in july. This doesn't apply to Nancy seeing as she is taking me to see her in April, which i am peeing my pants about! ahhh! It only took me like what?? ten years???

So there you have it. Britney is hot and she's my favorite.

25 Random Things

1. I threw the Javelin in high school. Never made it to state (103 ft) but I did place fourth in region and 7th at an invitational
2. At my first swim meet I was so nervous that I dove in and just started kicking! Sadly I forgot that I was supposed to be doing breast stroke and was DQed
3.I have been a fan of britney spears since my sister first bought me the CD when i was twelve
4.I have a dented rib...seriously, it slopes in.
5. One time when i was little and on the kiddy swings at lagoon, I wanted to see what would happen if i flipped my mom off. I did. All i remember was her face went from" Hi Alice! I love you!" to "What did my little girl just do???!!!"
6.The highlight of my day is eating. i am so sad when it's over cause then it is soooo long till i get to eat next.
7. When I talk about a guy i think is cute or have a crush on or something that makes me really happy...My eyes water.
8.I have broken five bones. Arm (jumping out of the swings at Gmas), Nose (a kid in Elementary school ran into me), Finger (flirting), Finger (slammed in a door...5 stitches too)...i always forget teh last one. OH!! Foot ( dancing. I fell off the stage)
9.I am really good at keeping secrets for other people but seem to have a disfunction where i can't keep them about myself.
10. My dream callings are Girls camp director and FHE MOM.
11. as a result from watching willow at a very young and skewed age, I was terrified of little people for a good portion of my life. Seriously, name a movie in which they are not attacking someone.
12. I sleep with my blanket covering everything but my mouth. i never leave on trips without my comforter. It's heaven in blanket form.
13. I have had three injuries where the wounds came out like smily faces, inlcuding eyes. and yes i have pictures to prove it 1) my sister dropped a straightener on my foot. 2) Shot with a very powerful paintball 3) slammed my finger in a door and it cut it in half.
14. I was almost demolished my a falling tree in the forest!!!
15. When i was little my brother told me that there were gremlins in the Downstair bathroom. I can't tell you how many years of my life were spent upstairs because of that lie.
16. I grew up in Littleton, Colorado.
17. I was the technology student of the year at my high school
18. i have a talent where i can bounce my quads to "Eye of the Tiger"
19. I have never died my hair
20. i can bend my fingers backward to make a 90 degree angle from my palm
21. I love love love Halo 3! I adapt my "run out and shoot everyone even if it means you have to sacrafice yourself" policy when i enjoy such activities as paintball and laser tag, which i love as well.
22. I want to be purposed to under a willow tree at dusk
23. One time when i was little my brother walked in on my trying to hypnotize our dog.
24. I love animals- monkeys are my favorite Ever since i saw an article about helper monkeys with a picture of a monkey feeding a woman pudding.
25. The only thing that can capture my attention more than a good moive or play is children

What the blog?!

Three "what the" moments...

1)My mom is now on facebook

2)I meant Bronco Mendenhall and apparently was the only one to freak out about it.

3)Thinking about the fact that i actually made and consumed a grilled PB&J with chocolate chip sandwhich.

Rollllll....BOUNCE! Classico skating con Rebecca

Last night my old roommate and I went classic skating. She is so pro that she went straight for the roller skates. I, however, Am not as hard core and went for the inlines. I only had one thought in my mind as i hit the skate floor....ROOOLLLLL bounce! Roll bounce is this really funny movie in which young children pass their time developing routines in order to become the skater with the sweetest moves in the state. The best part about this movie has to be (can't remember his name) the guy that is also in pushing daisies. I love blunt humor.

So we went with reba's ward and since no one in that ward knows me at all i felt so free. HAHA you can't judge me cause you don't know me! Reba and I tore it up!!!

The one disheartening thing was that after i had seen roll bounce i just wanted to ge out there and do it.. I do have some talent within the ice skating area but roller skates are by far harder! Dang it...those inner city punk kids have some secret power that allow them to do all that. That i am sure of. Anyways by the end of the night i could do a Backwards crossovers, jump in the air, quick switch,spin and a waltz jump (twice cause after that my body chickened out). NExt time? back flip. But all in all that was THE funnest night of classic skating i have experienced. Can't wait to go again...maybe when i have money.